One of the many tough decisions in life...

So many decisions and situations in life are mind-boggling, like this: how often are you walking in front of someone, a few feet or so, and you fart? Not loud so the person can hear it, but you know it's about to get raunchy. Do you walk faster to get away, leaving an even longer trail of your scent? You could always turn around for a split-second and apologize, but that would make you psychotic. Your best bet is to wait it out, praying the person doesn't smell it or that the wind carries your flatulence into the atmosphere to be sprinkled into the sky. Personally, there's nothing better than squeezing out some massive one, then turning around and giving that person behind you a wink as if you are saying "yeah, that was me."