My roommate is playing some version of an old Super Mario game. I don't believe that it is vitally important for one to know what game it is exactly because it's all the same. Princess Peach is making Mario jump through hoops and risk his life so he can "save" her from the evil Bowser. We've seen it all before and, quite frankly, I can't stand watching Mario get played by that two-timing...well, you can be creative with that one. On the meager wages of a plumber, Mario is expected to travel across entire worlds and battle ridiculous villains so he can save his princess. And what's his reward? She gets captured right away in the next game!
Personally, I think Peach is giving Mario the run-around. It would appear that getting captured would be the product of some erotic fantasy Peach has that requires Mario to go on a quest to get her back. She's already the damn princess, so how much more of an ego boost does she need? It's either that or she's been sleeping with Bowser and hasn't told Mario yet:
Peach: Hurry up, Mario is going to be home soon.
Bowser: Please, baby. Papa Bowser is busy pleasin' you.
Peach: I just can't stand to hurt Mario.
Bowser: Yeah, yeah. Lemme see what's under that dress...
(a car door slams)
Peach: Oh my god, he's home!
Mario (opens door): Peach! It's-a-me, Mario!
Peach: God...um...ok, grab the cocaine and we'll go out the back window. I'll make him think you captured me again.
Bowser: Shit girl, if you say so.
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We're back in reality now. I just don't think this is all fair to Mario. Either Peach needs to come clean and break it off with the poor guy or Mario needs to salvage what's left of his dignity and end it with her. It's about time Mario settled down with a real woman.
Oh, and when is Luigi getting his own game, free of his fat brother?
